I love the Eurovision because the rest of Tumblr just sits around in various states of confusion and Europe is just like
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
bringing back my own post because im hilarious
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
my sisters dad
there is a such thing as half-siblings hello